yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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