As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My liver is preforming stress tests.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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