do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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