My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
this will be a night to untag.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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