Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
