I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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