They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Bring me that man meat
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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