Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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