the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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