chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My pussy is not your playground.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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