yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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