That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Enjoy the penises
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