Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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