I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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