she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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