please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
it's great music for shaving your balls
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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