matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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