I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Randomize
