Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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