I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
19 Teachers Share the Funniest Items Brought to “Show and Tell”
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.