Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
