Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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