The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
there is glitter all over my balls
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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