doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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