PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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