Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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