O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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