If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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