Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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