yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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