Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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