let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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