somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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