Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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