WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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