I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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