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After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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