so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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