I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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