I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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