physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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