whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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