found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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