He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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