Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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