i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Pants 0. Shit 1.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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