Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
