There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize