Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
even my farts smell like vagina
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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