PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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