haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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