I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize