eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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