And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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