I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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