Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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